"TENJOOBERRYMUDS"...

 This  is a hoot.... sad, because it is TRUE..... but a  hoot!!!!
By the  time you read through this YOU WILL UNDERSTAND  "TENJOOBERRYMUDS"...(Oh, Oh, I did!!!!...sja)

In order to continue  getting-by in America (our home land), we all need to  learn the NEW English language! Practice by reading the  following conversation until you are able to understand  the term "TENJOOBERRYMUDS".

With  a little patience, you'll be able to fit right  in.
Now, here goes....

The following is a  telephone exchange between maybe you as a hotel guest  and call room-service somewhere in the good old U S A  today.......

Room  Service: "Morrin. Roon sirbees."

Guest: "Sorry, I  thought I dialed room-service."

Room Service: "   Rye . Roon sirbees...morrin! Joowish to oddor  sunteen???"

Guest: "Uh..... Yes, I'd like to  order bacon and eggs."

Room Service: "Ow July  den?"

Guest: ".....What??"

Room Service:  "Ow July den?!?... pryed, boyud, poochd?"

Guest:  "Oh, the eggs! How do I like them? Sorry.. scrambled,  please."

Room Service: "Ow July dee baykem?  Crease?"

Guest: "Crisp will be fine.."

Room  Service: "Hokay. An Sahn toes?"

Guest:  "What?"

Room Service: "An toes. July Sahn  toes?"

Guest: "I... don't think  so."

RoomService: "No? Judo wan sahn  toes???"

Guest: "I feel really bad about this,  but I don't know what 'judo wan sahn toes' means."

RoomService:  "Toes! Toes!...Why Joo don Juan toes? Ow bow Anglish  moppin we bodder?"

Guest: "Oh, English muffin!!!  I've got it! You were saying 'toast'...    Fine...Yes, an English muffin will be  fine."

RoomService:  "We bodder?"

Guest: "No, just put the bodder on  the side."

RoomService: "Wad?!?"

Guest: "I  mean butter... just put the butter on the side."

RoomService:  "Copy?"

Guest: "Excuse me?"

RoomService:  "Copy...tea...meel?"

Guest: "Yes. Coffee,  please... and that's everything."

RoomService:  "One Minnie. Scramah egg, crease baykem, Anglish moppin,  we bodder on sigh and copy ... rye??"

Guest:  "Whatever you say."

RoomService:  "Tenjooberrymuds."

Guest: "You're  welcome"

Remember I said "By the time you read  through this YOU WILL UNDERSTAND 'TENJOOBERRYMUDS'  ".....and you do, don't  you!